How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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