D3 body, D1 cock
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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