One girl and one boy is just not enough.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
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