Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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