i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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