me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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