dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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