# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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