what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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