It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Randomize
