White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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