was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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