I don't think brook has ever known best
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
