he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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