I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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