I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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