The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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