oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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