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Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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