Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
My ass is underappreciated
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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