You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
