Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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