Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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