hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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