It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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