Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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