So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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