Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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