I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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