just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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