what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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