Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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