He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I know her cup size but not her name....
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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