But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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