Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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