just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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