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• (216): View more from Ohio

  when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account

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  damn...impressive bar tab

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  no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?

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