Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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