woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
