People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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