Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
He is an equal opportunity slut.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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