So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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