I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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