He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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