i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize
