Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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