So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
