we're making bets on your personal life
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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