No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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