I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
So many bounce houses so little time
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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