You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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