sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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