I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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