just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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