so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
we made out on top of his cat.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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